I'm currently looking for gigs in and around London for MTV's Interloper. While I'm doing that, I've joined forces with a collective to form Twistnotpush Promotions. The next gig booked is on the 29th of November and features modern metal bands:

Thoughts Collide
Anthemicy

They play at The Fighting Cocks - Webpage Myspace

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Cost: £5.00, or £4.00 for tickets in advance. Available shortly.

That's tonight at the time of writing!

Lineup:
The Dark Scouts
Michael Television's Interloper
Anthemicy

Venue:
The Fighting Cocks - Webpage Myspace

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Cost: £4, or £3 with This flyer

Who?
• The Dark Scouts - Rock/Metal/Punk
• Gaz Brookfield - Rocky, catchy acoustics
• JSA - Coming of age Pop/Punk
• The Layers - Hearfelt and upbeat Funk/Soul/Rock
• A Sleepers Union - Folk/Wizard-Rock
• Michael Television's Interloper - Aggressive Hip-Hop/Electro

Where?
Lark in the Park 60 Copenhagen Street, Islington, N1 0JW

When?
Sunday 20th July 2008, 4:00pm - 11:00pm

Why?
Well what else are you going to do with a Sunday night? Watch Songs of Praise?

How Much?
A single fiver will buy you the chance to see all six bands!
Do the maths...

New tracks have been recorded and one is already been uploaded to listen to. Pop on over to
our MySpace.

It's about that time that we got into the studio and recorded and released something proper, proper. We're going in on the week of the 12th of May to record three completely new tracks. We're not sure what these are going to be yet, but rest assured we're hoping to bring a new sound to the band as we tweak new sounds.

Misc has been working on new equipment and Mr Chainsaw is heading up his new band The Dark Scouts

UPDATED
We'll be playing The George Tavern
Located 373 Commercial Road, Whitechapel (on the corner of Commercial Road and Jubilee Street)

Mr Chainsaw, our new bassist will be attending.

Line-up:
David Cronenbergs Wife
Paul Birtill - Poetry
Rej Peacock
Pam Swears
Michael Television's Interloper
Currer Bell

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Here at twistnotpush, being fans of all things dildo-like, we were excited to read that a man held up a betting shop with nothing more than a vibracock last year. Frightening we imagine. We wonder whether he would have received the same reaction if the weapon was unsheathed and buzzing menacingly and threatening to cosh any upstarts, Harry the Hatchet style.

Aptly titled Judge Philip Head said: "It's right to record that you did not have a firearm but you pretended you had and intended that those you confronted believed that you did, and it must have been truly terrifying for them at the time." Maybe the darker intention was that if anyone got in his way, he'd use it as a last resort.

The dildo-gun is only a figment of our imagination but given the choice, we'd ask potential robbers to arm themselves with a jelly dick in future.